the one who buggers a fire burns his penis
- Kane Bailey
or maybe just..„,
check if you have a child.,????
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
The irony of this is hilarious.
-says women should think for themselves
-tells women how to think
"You’re only truly thinking for yourself if you subscribe to my way of thinking."
I’m going to cry
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Is it supposed to be men’s fault that women are paranoid? If women are so afraid of being raped while walking down the sidewalk, they should be three times MORE afraid of their family members and friends, because they’re three times as likely, IF they’re raped (which of course, these morons assume to be something that’s GUARANTEED to happen to them at some point, or something), to be raped by someone they know.
And yet, they correctly don’t live in fear of their loved ones, but decide to be petrified of being raped by a stranger on the street.
Don’t blame men for your absurdly-exaggerated fears.