the one who buggers a fire burns his penis

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Track: Cr1tikal tells one of his most embarrasing stories
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thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

yep

judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

trillslut:

Jokes about murdering men = a-okay. very funny

Jokes about making sandwiches = oppression

I think both are dumb, to be honest. 

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.

- Bruce Lee

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

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